hannahetaylor:

My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted.

This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”

(via justinbeebahlove)

dogesexual:

do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to

(via imhyperdearie)

tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website

(via fulltimeinternethobo)

nicotinebatch:

curlyboff:

splendidly-english:

mokeythemoogle:

all-hail-king-loki:

This was not what I was expecting at all.

godamn

Instead of laughing I shall play this now.

my lungs ache of laughing omg help

(Source: perfectcells, via theangelsbefalling)

narobe:

mooliesauce:

ellieiero:

you know in like 20 or 30 years or so theres gonna be a section in history books dedicated to this time period where gays were fighting for their right to marry and suffering from discrimination

and the kids learning about it in class are going to be disgusted by the mere fact that gays had to even try to fight for what was rightfully theirs

I think about this a lot

looking forward to this

(Source: yelloweyeddemon, via anangelofthetardis)

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

(via anangelofthetardis)

sparklesparklelittletwink:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

#and as they say goodbye they fuck you over

(via justinbeebahlove)

jonxdaenerys:

hellhound-of-the-baskervilles:

jonxdaenerys:

If you’re ever feeling sad just remember that:

1. You are not the author or 50 Shades of Grey

2. You will never hate life as much as Robert Pattinson

3. You will never lose as many friends as the Doctor

was that last one really necessary

(Source: wayward-daughter-in-a-bluebox, via not-my-division-sorry)

cloysterbell:

thecheekbonesandthechin:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

cloysterbell:

I really want a Wii game where you’re fighting Cybermen or Daleks from the Doctor’s point of view so the Sonic is your wiimote and you have to pilot the TARDIS with the nunchuck and yeah, I’d buy that.

why doesnt this exist already

Some jerk would make the last level a fight against the Weeping Angles. 

(via forgettingkarla)

my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

(via splenda-in-my-assbutt)